This morning on the Train heading towards Edmonton Green, a female passenger was left SHAKEN after a co-passenger, a female in her late twenties looked across the packed carrage and SMILED at her. The shocking case of social interaction left the victim shook and upset. ‘I was minding my own business’ said the victim wiping tears from her eyes ‘when I looked over and made EYE CONTACT with a woman through the crowd of shoulders…she looked at me, and…and she smiled‘. Understandably, the victim is pretty shaken and has called work to say she couldn’t go in because of this friendly extension of human contact. She is currently safe under her duvet covers pretending to have a real life by the medium of Facebook.

If you or anyone else has been impacted by this article or you indeed are a person who likes to be friendly please don’t get in touch.